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Hotels can’t get the small things right … continued

DSC02023Since I posted this story there has been a follow-up with even more (justifiable) moans from the public

Other dislikes include:

  • Conveyor belt toasters
  • Heavy duty duvets all year round
  • Tightly packed bedding that feel like a straitjacket
  • Not enough dog-friendly hotels – but that’s fine with me. I hate dogs in restaurants
  • Not enough shelf space in bathroom for toiletries
  • Staff ignoring “Do not Disturb” signs
  • Towels too small to wrap round your body
  • Towels made into animal shapes – I saw these in Cuba and thought they were quite charming
  • Not enough sockets by bed. Yes, I had to unplug lamp to plug in phone charger
  • Shower curtains that stick to you body – never accept a room without a decent shower (even if that means nagging management to change shower head as I did recently)
  • Out of date brochures for local attractions
  • Room safes too small to hold a laptop.

All we want is decent customer service!

Original post (17/10/16)

The Times travel section has identified a list of things which it believes irritates us when staying in hotels.

  • Room -orientation tours – isn’t that just touting for a tip?
  • Overcomplicated light switches – absolutely agree. In Lithuania last week I still hadn’t worked out all the possible combination when I left. And getting back to your room to find your iPad or phone hasn’t charged because you turned off the power by mistake….
  • Too short kettle cords – yes, I was on my knees looking for a socket.
  • Tiny teacups – or it my case those glasses they serve cafe latte in. I hate them.
  • UHT milk – horrible stuff, couldn’t agree more.
  • Klepto-proof clothes hangers – not see those for a while.
  • Bad Art – try a literary themed room!
  • Gauzy white curtains – or wooden venetian blinds which also let the light in.
  • Hairdryers – not a problem last time but I know what they mean about the wall mounted ones.
  • Wet rooms – not experienced them but dodgy showers are just as bad. Had to complain three times before they changed shower head and it became a proper shower.
  • Arty sinks – can’t fit a kettle under tap and awkward access. Absolutely.
  • Sewing kits & shoe polishers – not a problem for me along with shoehorns and free slippers.
  • Toothpaste – yes, would be helpful.
  • Freezing air con – it’s the noise for me but I had opening windows so not too bad except for street noise
  • Pillow mountains – definitely. I end up piling them on settee or on floor.
  • Mini-bar prices – probably still are a rip-off but I never use them.
  • Premium wi-fi – not a problem in Lithuania where I was but strongly object to paying for it in UK.
  • Breakfast that stops at 0800 – never experienced that. 1000 or later is my experience.
  • No baked beans – obviously a Brit thing.

Any further ideas send them to The Times!


Tesco – Scan as you shop. Soon you won’t have staff on checkouts

SCAN0116My local Tesco has introduced a new way of serving customers today. It’s called Scan as you Shop.

P1020522Basically after registering your club card you pick up a hand-held scanner and do your shopping.

You pick your items, scan them and put them straight into your own bags in your trolley. Then when you’ve finished shopping you pay at the checkouts and you’re done.

Any snags?

  • Well you need to be a club card holder so that will add you to their marketing database.
  • Some products aren’t going to scan so you have to get a customer service assistant to help you at the end of your shop
  • Items with security tags ditto

Any other problems? Well although stores generally won’t admit it it’s generally believed that there is more stolen through using self-serve checkouts (1 in 5 customers according to one source). This idea opens up even more opportunities for people to put items in their bag without paying for it.

In the instruction leaflet you can see that the first point they make is that you have to scan every item – to ensure an accurate till receipt. Of course that’s why they are telling you to do it.  Don’t honest people i.e. most of us, understand that you have to scan everything you’re  buying?

Then see the point about what they euphemistically call “service checks“. The leaflet explains that sometimes you will be randomly chosen to have some items re-scanned, maybe the whole trolley “to make sure they have all been scanned  successfully“. Of course that’s the reason, and they haven’t been watching you on CCTV?ScanTesco

I admit I’m a Luddite when it comes to customer service. I like to have an interaction with a human being which is why I don’t use internet banking (part from its security flaws).

I‘ve posted on this before when they introduced the self-service checkouts and I still won’t use them.

I’ve complained several times to Tesco managers about the shutting of checkout lanes at peak times and all they say is that the shifts have finished and they’re doing the best they can.  Well who organises the shift rosters if not the managers? Have they heard of twilight shifts?

A checkout assistant recently told me that although she was on a permanent contract all new staff were on zero hours contracts and if they refused two offers of work they were out. How can that attitude encourage staff to give of their best and provide a good customer service?

Tesco is losing market share, its customer service is getting worse (in store and on-line), and introducing  more machines for shoppers to contend with is not the answer.

When Tesco tried to expand into the American market with Fresh & Easy my understanding is that it relied heavily on checkout machines. See where that got them, they lost a fortune (£1.2 Billion) before pulling out.

In USA today a year ago, reporting that decision, it was said that: “To adapt to changing U.K. tastes, Tesco, which started trading in 1924, is trying to create a better shopping experience: Staff will be more attentive, shelves better stocked and bigger stores will have space for customers to sit down and have a coffee or family-friendly restaurants”. The idea is to have customers enjoy their visits more and stay longer. The store is trying to re-engage with its customers, and do what Shore Capital’s Black described as a “lot more that makes it softer and warmer and friendlier.

I don’t see any evidence of that and certainly not with this latest gimmick.

As Edmund Burke, a British philosopher, once said “Those who don’t know history are destined to repeat it.“.


Readers’ Offers? No I’m a private citizen!

For years I’ve been plagued with telephone calls intended for readers’s offers at the Olsen Line. When I answered the phone I patiently explained that although they’d rung an 0845 number it was coming through to my house. Some people don’t believe me, especially when they ring back within a few minutes and it’s me again. Most are apologetic. Sometimes they’ve left messages for me – some with people desperately ringing from airports.

I ask them to tell the shipping line about the problem when they do get through to them but nothing has changed so either they haven’t told them or the shipping line doesn’t care.

I used to ring people back and explain but no more. Just thought I’d let you know.

Olsen Line


Tesco needs you to spend more but do they value their customers?

Tesco sloganTesco hasn’t been doing so well of late. CEO Philip Clarke hasn’t delivered on his promises and their overseas ventures in the USA and China aren’t doing much either.

According to the financial pages pressure is mounting on both the Chairman, Sir Richard Broadbent, and the CEO.

Britain’s leading store is losing out to what the trade calls the “discounters” i.e. German firms Aldi and Lidl.

Now Sainsbury’s is relaunching the Danish brand Netto (which sold its stores to ASDA some years ago when it found it couldn’t compete with the Big 4 – how times have changed) to add to the pressures.

For me it’s about a decline in customer service as much as the prices (although so-called bargains aren’t all they seem to be especially when buying multi-packs).

Going into my local Tesco extra the other day to buy a handful of items I found that both “basket” tills (used to be the fewer than 10 items tills) were unstaffed, yet again. For the past 12 months or so only one has been open anyway and I’ve complained about that several times, clearly to no avail. On this occasion I was told that they were always closed at 8.00 pm.

The supervisors say they are short-staffed but that I can use the self-service machines, which I detest (and I know I’m a Luddite when it comes to them but it’s costing jobs and the staff don’t see it).

Today I went int M&S and as usual on Sunday they had two regular checkouts and one member of staff on the basket tills. Seeing that the people in front had only a few items we joined that queue only for the machine to freeze. They had to move the customer to another till, boot up the system and start again. A second member of staff came to open a second till and when I mentioned the long wait she said they were short-staffed.

Then I went into fast-growing discount store B&M (which bought the old Focus DIY store and since 2013 has had ex-Tesco boss Sir Terry Leahy on the board). It was really busy but to get the queues down and customers served quickly they put a packer at each till and the people moved through very quickly.

The stores want our business (and how I dislike that Tesco slogan about shopping to save) but aren’t prepared to put enough staff on to make us want to go back more often.


This is good customer service!

UnknownI’ve often complained about poor customer service so I’m pleased to report excellent customer service.

I bought a  Gtech Air Ram vacuum cleaner just over a year ago and it developed a fault last week and I couldn’t get it to work.

I rang the customer service number on Thursday and the lady who answered said she’d get someone from technical support to ring me back within the next 8 hours. Within an hour I had a call from someone who checked my details and confirmed it was still under its 5-year warranty.

I’d bought the machine at Comet, now sadly departed our high streets, but that wasn’t a problem. They asked me to pack it up securely and a courier would collect it the following day, on the Friday.

So the courier took it away on Friday afternoon. On Monday I had a text saying I had a delivery coming the following day. And sure enough on Tuesday they delivered a Gtech for me. Not just a repair but a replacement. And what a fast turnaround.

It’s a great piece of kit and that’s great customer service!


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DHL an efficient German delivery service? Nein, nein, nein!

I ordered an Icelandic sweater from  a company in Iceland. They handknit them so it takes a few weeks. Then they told me It had been despatched. So far so good.

220px-DHL_Express_logo.svgI didn’t receive notification of when it would be delivered so when they did I wasn’t at home and they couldn’t leave it because I had to pay duty on it.  Bit of a downer but half-expected. The delivery company was DHL, which is part of the company which runs the German postal service. They left a card with various contact numbers to arrange payment of the duty and redelivery.

I rang the first number and was put through a series of automated responses, none of which met my need to have the parcel delivered near my home at one of their service points. So I rang another number and was transferred to what was obviously a call centre in India. I had a “phonetic” conversation with an operator (the line was bad and so was her English).

I wanted to pay the duty and re-arrange delivery. She could only deal with the first by which time I’d decided to pay the duty on-line anyway rather than risk any transaction errors. She promised to put me through to someone else to arrange re-delivery/collection but after a minute  or so the line went dead. Perhaps it was taking too long for her to meet her targets and I was only the customer after all!

I then had to go back on-line to pay the duty, which was straight-forward, and eventually managed to arrange for me to collect it at the service point at Ryman’s in the town centre new where I live. They confirmed by e-mail and said it would be there on Friday after 1500.

I waited an extra day and went to collect it from the service point. Problem was they didn’t have it and had no idea where it was because they couldn’t use the live tracking system. I told them I wasn’t happy and that it was poor customer service from both DHL and Rymans.

The staff in Ryman’s said basically it wasn’t their problem but DHL’s. (DHL must not be paying Ryman’s for the service then?) They did ring customer services for me but there was no-one there as it was a Saturday and they don’t work weekends.

The following day I decided to go on-line to track the parcel. The system showed me when it left Reykjavik, when it arrived at the East Midlands sorting centre which took 3 days to process it and send it to Manchester which took another 3 days before they attempted delivery. According to the tracker the parcel was still in Manchester on the Friday awaiting payment of the duty (which I paid online on the Thursday) when I was expecting it to be at my local service point at Ryman’s. Seems the computer system doesn’t work weekends either

So now I don’t know where my sweater is and won’t be able to get any further information from Ryman’s until Monday afternoon. This is not good enough  and when companies use these automated response systems rather than have a real person on the end of the line (and one who speaks English well enough to understand you without having to spell everything out for them) it makes you determined not to use them if you can avoid it.

DHL claims to be the largest global delivery service so why doesn’t it invest in some decent customer service?


Face Recognition will help Customer Service

sign_face_question_mark_pc_1600_wht_2695Staff in top end stores and hotels dread not being able to recognise important customers.

But not for much longer as VIP-recognition software is being trialled in a dozen top stores and hotels, here in the UK , in America, and in the Far East.

The system has been developed by NEC IT Solutions in Cambridge, UK. They have already produced facial recognition software to help spot terrorists and criminals. (Most facial recognition systems work by measuring fixed aspects of the face such as the distance between the eyes).

The VIP system works by photographing people as they enter the premises and then matching them against a customer database. Once the person has been identified alerts are sent to staff via computer, iPad or smartphone.

Information could be provided about the customer in addition to name and address; it could include spending patterns or clothes sizes (a bit like an upmarket Tesco card but in real time).

It’s an interesting idea which relies on customers’ cooperation to use their data but could help to provide a more personalised service (similar to the way Amazon makes suggestions based on your previous spending and search patterns).


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Tesco not such good value any more

Tesco suffered a 16% drop in sales over the Xmas period. Why that should come as a surprise in a recession beats me but the stock market knocked £5 billion off the share value despite Tesco still making almost £4billion profit. Seems it just wasn’t enough.

The new CEO of Tesco, Phil Clarke, who pockets almost £7 million a year has promised to make changes.

He has blamed his predecessor, retail god Sir Terry Leahy, indirectly and says they became too focused on price. The Big Price Drop campaign suffered a bit of a backlash from customers who realised that Tesco was robbing Peter, in this case their double points, to pay for Paul.

If things hadn’t been so tough maybe we wouldn’t have noticed. But it’s now common practice to hike up prices before dropping them again, not always back to where they were, and claiming price cuts.

Analysts say Tesco needs to focus on its range, quality, and service. It slashed wage bills to boost profits and to finance foreign expansion. Did you know there are 200 Tesco stores in Hungary? But they are struggling in the USA.

It was obvious that there weren’t enough staff when you saw the queues and the closed checkouts at peak times. In my local Tesco Extra I’ve asked many times for them to open extra checkouts but the management say they don’t have enough staff (who seem to work office hours). They close the “fewer than 10 items” tills and try to get you to use the self-service machines with all the hassle that entails not to mention threatening more jobs.

And then there are some ethical issues. This weekend Carole Cadwalladr in the Observer mentioned the whales and dolphin snacks sold in Japan and reminded us of the pig farmers who ended up subsidising the stores. And do customers realise that it’s the suppliers who take the hit for the BOGOF offers not the supermarkets?

And what about the Chief Operating Office who conveniently sold some of his shares just before the share price dropped? Are we really to believe he didn’t have a clue about the profits warning? And if he didn’t shouldn’t he have seen the figures as part of his job? (NB Since moved from his job).

So Tesco are promising to improve customer service and employ more staff. The CEO has also poured cold water on further megastore expansion as non-food items are increasingly being bought on-line.

That will be good news for rivals and perhaps smaller shops as Tesco has  aggressively pursued store expansion in the past but can we learn to love Tesco again?


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Be a Luddite & save jobs!

I hate those self-service scanning machines in supermarkets. Tesco has long given up on the “two in a queue” customer service philosophy and now tries to persuade customers to use the self-service machines.

From what I’ve seen these are tedious to use with various menus to search through, don’t always work, and require staff on standby to help – and presumably deter theft.

The theft deterrence obviously doesn’t work as 7% of shoppers admit stealing when using self-service machines.

So you don’t have to be a celebrity to steal – like chef AWT. But celebs have always been partial to the odd freebie. Richard Madeley of “Richard & Judy” fame was once charged with shop-lifting champagne at Tesco’s but was acquitted after claiming memory loss. Not sure what AWT is claiming after being caught on camera five times and receiving a police caution but he says he’s seeking therapy, so that’s alright.

But back to the self-service machines. When ever I am asked to use them by a member of staff I refuse and ask them if they realise they are doing themselves out of jobs.

It’s the same in the banks. Don’t staff realise that every time we are asked to pay in by machine their job is put at risk?

And I realise I run the risk of being accused of being a Luddite but I prefer to be served by a person. Machines do not give you customer service.